I'm a biter. I hope you don't mind.
HOME
MESSAGE
SUBMIT
ARCHIVE

my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things

me: yes but today is not that day

caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

image

(via unicorns-and-icecream)

dutchster:

when i’m a pinky toe and i see the corner of a piece of furniture

image

(via luluandstitch)

meatbicyclevevo:

meatbicyclevevo:

What’s the definition of a will?

Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway

(via affrightful)

Load more posts